A spark is a terrible thing to waste...

Hello? Hellloooo? Hmph. I suppose this little box is dedicated to my introduction...Very well, I am Flatline. Decepticon Medic and scientist, who is on the verge of a REVOLUTIONARY troop-building discovery...Until my once-dead little experiment hopped off of the operating table and escaped that is...

Anyways, I am here because I received a message from bonecrusher, and felt it would be easier to communicate through this...thing, primitive as it may be...

Holy Water
Astronautalis
This is Our Science

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bartonfunk:

Astronautalis - Holy Water

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jivebot:

zero-bpm:

…WOW, that’s all y’got? Skidstain, y’disappoint me. C’mon, at least try’n get clever.

I’m quite serious actually.

I happen to have the paperwork and everything.

Oh yeah? What’s Momma’s designation then, Dr. Hacksaw? /chinhands/

I don’t remember. it isn’t listed. It was an abortion form, so obviously she probably wanted to remain anonymous. I do have a PICTURE somewhere in this folder however…

…WOW, that’s all y’got? Skidstain, y’disappoint me. C’mon, at least try’n get clever.

I’m quite serious actually.

I happen to have the paperwork and everything.

OH YES, I remember you now….

…You were that failed abortion.

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lord-megatron:

jivebot:

 

Now y’go an’ watch what y’start sayin’ now, Beat Up. We both know y’glossa tends t’get ahead o’ y’self.

She was quite lovely…

Prettiest femme in th’joint. What’s y’point?

Indeed she was.

Much more prettier on her back and in my berth.

OH YES, I remember her.

Such a splendid build…

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rescuehummer:

Ah… between you and me, they’re all look and no touch. When they’re created out of minerals that need hundreds of thousands of pressure to get that way it’s probably not the best idea to… put it in. I actually had to repair someone who fell under the charms of this race that called themselves the Lotuses of Haniel. It was actually quite difficult to do so, they use special pheromones to lure in prey. Usually making them lazy and with a feeling of bliss. My comrade had found that his bliss had… physical implications. 

I may be able to cannibalize my parts for repairs but I didn’t plan on cannibalizing  the part he needed after it was all over and done with. 

Hm. That’s where the benefits of being a Decepticon medic come in to play. I don’t often have trouble finding…donor candidates…for parts such as those.

(Source: zero-bpm)

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mustardisnice:

Mascara Running Everywhere - Nero’s Day At Disneyland

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rescuehummer:

(( Pop your cord and trail that aft!

Leave your armor on bedroom mat!

Pour the lube on the entry port!

Splash the fluids on every door!

Dump the croc(girl)s in a boiling pool! 

Round them up for a humping pole!

and if you’re finished, if any are still whoooooole!

Send them down the hall to roll!

AND THAT’S WHAT WARLORD MEGATRON HATES!! ))

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rescuehummer:

zero-bpm:

rescuehummer:

 

Hmm… What are your thoughts on non-corporeal sentient beings? I’ve only ever met one and well… heh. I needed a few circuits replaced afterwards. 

Aaaah yes…Those beings of pure energy. 

Needless to say the experience was…Electrifiying.

HA! So it was. Now I always carry extra surge protectors, just in case. 

Of course. 

One species I haven’t found myself willing to…interact…with are those living deposits of minerals. Those crystalline-based lifeforms.

Not that I’d really consider having intercourse with a living cliff face anyhow.   

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rescuehummer:

 

Hmm… What are your thoughts on non-corporeal sentient beings? I’ve only ever met one and well… heh. I needed a few circuits replaced afterwards. 

Aaaah yes…Those beings of pure energy. 

Needless to say the experience was…Electrifiying.